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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Martouf/Lantash of the Tok’ra (Stargate SG-1 S02xE11: The Tok’ra I).
Also, YAY, 2000 posts!
sexy coulson being sexy
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